She loves me
She makes me sniff, sob, cry
She makes me go red
She makes my nose go dry
She visits me almost every month
She refuses to leave me, come what may
She’s a pest, an uninvited guest
She accompanies me throughout the day

Sniff, cough, choke
she deprives me of coke
Oh what a bloke!
No! It’s not a joke!

What a mess!
God! Please bless!
Me, not her!
She gives me jitters!

I’m sick of her
cuz’ she makes me sick
No sweet, no bitter
she needs a kick!