I hate people who
 
  • think that skinny people are like that because they don’t eat properly
  • think that skinny people are weak
  • keep nagging you with advices on "proper" diet to gain weight
  • have wrong notions about being thin
  • ridicule and make fun of skinny people
  • give you a top-to-bottom look as if you’re some alien who’s landed from Mars
  • teach you to "behave" like girls
  • always ask when you’re getting married and then giggle unnecessarily
  • tell you that why on earth you need to work and earn money when your husband is gonna take care of that (amazing!)
  • always comment on the clothes you wear and make you feel awkard about it
  • are bored of themselves, other people, everything, life, etc, and bore you by talking about it
  • keep telling you to "change" yourself because you "need" the change just because you don’t "fit" in this society with your default settings
  • argue with ricksha-wallahs and similar genre of people for one or two rupees
  • always look at the price-tag first of whatever they need to buy and then start blabbering about how high the prices are and that how that object isn’t worth that price and where all you can get that for dirt cheap price (and then embarrass you in front of other people listening to this crap)
  • stare at you awkardly if you’re sitting alone in a restaurent and assume that you’re waiting for your BOYFRIEND (nonsense!)
  • love to flaunt their UK/US tags just because they’ve been there and think that it’s a BIG deal having been there
  • put up an accent deliberately to show that they’re UK/US returned
  • look down upon the things that they’ve grown up with in their own country, just because they’re not upto the standards of what they experienced in UK/US
  • are ashamed to talk/write in their mother tongue/national language and think that talking in English is cool
  • stare at your clothes/accessories/body parts etc. instead of making an eye contact while talking to you
  • think that girls who have more boys as friends than girls are spoilt
  • think that you’re having an affair with your (boy)friend if you talk/roam around with him a lot
  • ask you which company you’re working with and then ask you to repeat if the company’s name is not one of those big-shots (wipro, infosys, cognizant, TCS, etc.) and then say that they’ve never heard of it my making a weird face and rolling their eyes
  • never heard of and wouldn’t even like to hear what "dignity of labour" is
  • shout on phone, no matter who they’re talking to, and tell you to mind your business when you ask them to lower their volume
  • talk rudely to the customer care executives and think that it’s their birth right to do so
  • stare at you, unknowingly or knowingly or whatever, when you’re eating. it irritates!
  • come to talk to you in your cubicle and keep looking at what’s on your screen and then comment on it
  • always try to peep into your screen when passing by your cubicle
  • let their cellphones blare just to make you hear their latest ringtone
  • start blabbering about something that’s comparable to what you’re telling them about, without even letting you finish
  • GIVE YOU GREAT LECTURES ON WHY YOU SHOULDN’T HATE ALL THIS AND GET ALONG WITH IT CUZ’ IT IS LIKE THIS AND WILL STAY LIKE THIS 

 

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